Very sad to hear 'Lonesome George' is no longer here ..hope he'll be lonesome no more

Really bad bird jokes

This guy in a station wagon is riding down the road with the back full of penguins. A cop sees him and pulls him over and says,"I want you to take those penguins to the zoo right now!" The guy says, "O.K." Next day the cop sees this same guy going down the road with the penguins in the back. This time the penguins are wearing sunglasses. He pulls the guy over again and says,"I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo." The guy answers, "Yeah, that's right, we went and had a helluva time. We're going to the beach today!"

http://www.wildbirds.com/dnn/AboutUs/BirdJokes/tabid/692/Default.aspx

ice packs, shin pads and body armour for the wimbledon linesmen

have a suspicion, the problem with plan b .. there are so many things it would be interesting to do...it becomes overwhelming. there you stand for a moment too long at this door of infinite possabilities, thinking and wondering

....and there it goes

Went to London to see the Queen.. with trillions of other people as she glided by on the river but walked and walked to find a space to see her but so many people gave up and visited Battersea Dog's home and saw sweet little terrier that would love to take home..