Tuesday, 31 March 2009

Kenny pudders


Sunday, 29 March 2009

It was late, almost midnight and dark outside


...and unexpectedly, a tap at the door almost a scratch, so quiet thought i had imagined it - then the doorbell rang and the phone and doorbell rang at the same time then silence for a moment, then the doorbell and phone kept ringing, again silence then finally heard a car drive away but only a little way up the lane then the phone rang again

though very scared, picked up - a small cross voice:
"Its the pizza delivery man"

Button, Barrichello and all the team - you are legends and the Dark Blues and England football team


Well done - is that a hat trick?

Wednesday, 25 March 2009

Toby the bumblebee sniffer dog

bee id and advice about gardening and farmland management.. http://www.bumblebeeconservationtrust.co.uk

hmmmm

"All this stuff about if you're serving teas and snacks, you can't charge for entering the toilet. All right then, we'll charge you to exit the toilets and we'll let you enter free, but you'll have to pay a pound to get back out again" Michael O'Leary
And if you refuse...