Happy St Patricks Day

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were stranded on a little island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and one day they found a magic lamp. When they rubbed it. a genie appeared and granted them each any one wish they desired. 'I'd like to be back in London.' said The Englishman and he was whisked back to London. 'I'd like to be back in Glasgow,' said The Scotsman and he too was whisked away. 'I'm very lonely here all on my own,' said The Irishman, 'I wish my friends were back again.'